The amazingly crappy suburbs (only boring if you are, honey!)

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I sit outside the house, bored out of my mind. I accidentally spill juice on my shoe. "Fucker!" I yell. People stare at me

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I jump out of the buss as it crashes into a house. (I shot the driver before hand)

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ooc: wowwww
bic: I look up. "What the fucking hell?" I shout

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!" I screamed as the house and bus exploded and people run out of the wreck on fire.

OOC:He's a terrorist with his own war on America.

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ooc: who the fuck are you posting with?
bic:
I sigh. "Really?" I demand, standing up. I'm wearing a tutu, combat boots, a tanktop, and my tiara (don't get me started of jewelry and shit. My bag is from Hot Topic, for the record!) "Go Fuck a Tree, ASSHOLE!"

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"Go kill yourself, do the world a favor!"
OOC:Chris#1 AKA Chris Shay

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ooc: kayyyy
bic:
"Ah, I'd love to, but I have two sisters who lack the intelligence to take care of themselves. SO FUCK OFF." I yell. I loved doing this to people. Looking like a skanky little princess (which I wasn't, but its fun as hell dressing like one!) and yelling at some random person

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"Let them burn, we're all going to hell arn't we? No matter what you do, no matter what you say, we all go to hell, so who cares if 1 person or 1000000000000000 people die, people make to much of a deal out of death."

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I smirk, "You do know the Institution's down the road, right?"

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"Why am I talking to a fuck like you?"

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"'Cause you're just as much of a piece of shit as I am!"

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I shrug.

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"Who the fuck are you anyway?" I demand

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"No one."

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"I can see that, moron!" I adjust my tiara

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I walk up to Chris,"This kid giving you trouble?"

"Not really, no."

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"Aww hell!" I yell. "You!"

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"OH SHIT! It's her!"

"Am I missing something here?"

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"Fuck you, Jimmy!" I yell. "FUCK YOU!" I scream. "I HATE YOU!" I was throwing one of my infamous "Remy" tantrums

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"I'm at a loss for words...."

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"No! He fucking let my parents fucking hurt Parker. Do you really want to know here she is right know? Because I do. I haven't fucking seen my baby sister in over a year! They took her away. Now my Parents are gone, and so is Parker. So FUCK YOU, Jimmy!" I am trying really hard not to cry

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"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH okay."

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I am about to throw my shoe at him.... Or... Wait. I think I still had that pocketknife somewhere.... I put my hand in my bag. "Got it!" I look at it. It was still insanely shiny

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I take out a desert eagle, the strongest israeli handgun there is.

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"Fuck," I mutter. "This fucking sucks ass." I sigh. "Oh, Jimmy, thought you'd want to know. Parker's gone. Harley's somewhere. Who knows where in hell that girl is..."